who invented doorknobs

When life gives you lemons, throw them at random bystanders angrily screaming nonsense and potentially scarring them for life

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unseelieangel:

if you’re ever really sad you should probably go look at cake wrecks. your life won’t improve or anything but you’ll probably be too busy trying to decide why the word “ultrasound” is suddenly so funny to you to remember why you were sad, at least for a little while

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